CERTIFICATE OF VIBE MEASUREMENT
subject: @master5d
6,393
hello world
a CRUD app
a wrapper
another wrapper
an AI startup
AGI (by accident)
329,059 lines of code shipped
463,416 tokens per dollar
46,324 tokens per line shipped
1,602 features shipped · 1 PRs merged
36-day streak
5 agents in the stable: Antigravity · Claude Code · Codex · opencode · Hermes
GLOBAL RANK #1
The Bureau certifies: SHIP MACHINE
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